Fundstück 1: mathematische Ideologie

• Knowledge is Power (Wissen ist Macht)
• Time is Money and as every engineer knows, (Zeit ist Geld)
• Power is Work over Time. (Kraft(Macht) = Arbeit durch Zeit)

So, substituting algebraic equations for these time worn bits of wisdom, we get:
• K = P (1)
• T = M (2)
• P = W/T (3)

Now, do a few simple substitutions:
• Put W/T in for P in equation (1), which yields:
• K = W/T (4)

Put M in for T into equation (4), which yields:
• K = W/M (5).

Now we've got something. Expanding back into English, we get:
• Knowledge equals Work over Money. (Wissen ist Arbeit durch Geld)

What this MEANS is that:
• 1. The More You Know, the More Work You Do, and
• 2. The More You Know, the Less Money You Make.

Solving for Money, we get:
• M = W/K (6)
• Money equals Work Over Knowledge. (Geld ist Arbeit durch Wissen)

From equation (6) we see that Money approaches infinity as Knowledge approaches 0, regardless of the Work done.

What THIS MEANS is:
• The More you Make, the Less you Know.

Solving for Work, we get
• W = M K (7)
• Work equals Money times Knowledge (Arbeit ist Geld mal Wissen.)

From equation (7) we see that Work approaches 0 as Knowledge approaches 0.

What THIS MEANS is:
• The stupid rich do little or no work.

Zitiert nach http://www.princeton.edu/~soccomp/fun/